In many cultures, it is considered bad luck to compliment a baby or to remark about a child’s beauty as bad fairies might take notice. Flattery and envy attracts the evil eye, so wise mothers and crones will speak in reverse, ironically commenting: “How ugly that child is!” Or: “I’m sorry, Mrs. Duffy. Your baby is hideous!”
If a stranger has the bad manners to offer a compliment, or a fixed adoring gaze on a babe, the mother can deflect it by asking the person to spit on the child. Returning home, mothers can also perform a simple charm to protect her family by spitting on the children upon entering the house. If she forgets, the grandmother can do it.
Here’s a convenient and easy way to stir up a little trouble for someone who needs a little push. It’s best used to provide a gentle nudge if you feel that a person is rushing headlong in the wrong direction.
Here’s how it works:
Grab a small jar with a nice tight fitting lid. Fill it a quarter of the way with vinegar. Add lots of black pepper and a little salt. Write the person’s full name on a scrap of paper. Drop the paper into the jar while stating what it is that you’d like to cause trouble with. Seal the jar and shake it up. The more often you shake it, the more trouble will be caused.
When you feel that you have caused enough trouble for them, pour the contents of the jar out in a place that is not close to where you live or work. Crossroads and graveyards are good choices. Use your intuition. Wash the jar well with soap and water, and leave it in the sun for several days.
This type of magick is best used with caution, and good intentions because negative magicks can backfire really easily.
Taking the Law Of Three into consideration, this is how to make a spell for revenge or to hurt someone back who’s hurt you or someone you love, but at the same time how to remain perfectly safe and serve the highest good of all concerned.
Think about the person in question, paying special attention to their shortcomings, and the hurtful things they do.
Now consider their higher self, think about how they are totally failing to live up to the best that they could be, and not living their life in a good way.
Now, choose a POSITIVE QUALITY that if it was bestowed on this person, would create maximum conflict and damage in their lives.
A vicious drug dealer who exploits people would have a really hard time of it if they were to all of a sudden develop a heart full of compassion. Or if they were to have deep insight into how their actions affect others, along with a strong sense of responsibility for the people they come in contact with, or even just a driving need live an honorable life, to always tell the truth, or make the world a better place.
For such a person, just about any positive quality, such as:
- Connecting to higher spiritual sources
- Heart and soul opening
- … etc.
If even one of the above qualities became suddenly real within them, it would cause a real “crash and burn” in their current activities. Their lives, relationships, goals, identities, the structures and guidelines by which they live would fall apart. And they would suffer GREATLY in the process.
You, on the other hand, will GAIN greatly. You stand to profit thrice –
- You get your revenge and suffering payback.
- You get to do “the right thing” in consultation with their higher selves.
- YOU get back what YOU send out threefold as a bonus.
Light a single, simple candle and sit before it. Call up the person and the person’s higher self. Wait until you have a clear mental picture or strong inner connection.
Ask the higher self for a positive quality which would derail that person’s current life, and put them on the path to something beneficial and to those connected to them.
Now, speak that quality and gift it to the person:
Upon the planes in which I live,
The gift of [insert quality] I now give,
To [insert name of revenge target] with all my heart and soul,
To change [him/her] and to make [him/her] whole;
By all on high and law of three,
This is my will, so shall it be.
Visualize the person strongly in the candle flame for a short but intense time, then blow out the candle. It is done.
Source: SFX 2002
The Turkey Curse is a curse that is placed on those who seek to harm you; it is used to disorient as well as to frighten off potential predators. This curse is known to be the most beneficial when you are in a circumstance in which you have lost the power or control of the situation.
An example of this would be if you were to be randomly getting mugged on the street and you required immediate justice, you would use the Turkey Curse to debilitate your attackers.
How It Works:
The first thing that you would do in the event of an attack is to stop suddenly in your tracks, drop all of your stuff, and close your eyes. This confuses the attackers right away. But then begin to yell out loud over and over again while spinning three times in a circle:
‘GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE’
Then spit at the feet of those you are cursing and while doing so, focus all of your intention on them becoming disoriented while all the while preparing yourself to make a fast exit.
The reason this is such an effective tool when trying to defend yourself is that typically, common criminals are more afraid of crazy people and disease then they are anything else. Therefore part of why this works is because you are technically scaring them. Doing so will at the very least distract them enough so that you can get away and at best you make them leave you alone.
An Electrical Variation:
The point of the turkey curse in this instance is also used to inflict disorientation into the minds of the attackers in regards to machinery, electricity or methods of communication. It has been said to be the curse that causes even a person’s toaster to be out to get them.
In this curse you would focus on any and all electrical objects around the attacker going wrong. Trying to shock them or cause them physical harm. Also this curse is said to last for 30 days as a result of this attacker’s bad ways.
If you were to try to use this curse on someone who didn’t deserve it, say for example just because you are just mad at them and are having a bad day, then it is said that the curse would reverse itself and you would instead be the person effected. Keep this in mind when participating with the Turkey Curse.
The energy behind this particular curse is chaotic and not something that can be controlled. It fights on your behalf for justice so that you can get to safety but it is not meant to be misused in any way.
The Discordian Method
On the more light and fluffy side of the world, the practitioners of Discordia, also known as Discordians (commonly known for their…unconventional methods) also use the Turkey Curse but in a modified way and for different reasons.
Discordians use the Turkey Curse as a way of neutralizing negative energy that is being emitted by a particularly crabby or cranky person to whom they refer as Greyfaces. Greyfaces are people who are stuck in their ways, unhappy, and generally not pleasant to be around.
Most times, Discordians will refer to the GrayFace as the government, or those who are stuck walking a monotonous and lifeless path. The Turkey Curse as designated by Discordia is designed to shake the person loose of their stalemate so that they can see life for the abundant and potentially prosperous place that it can be.
You can also do this to yourself, should you be experiencing a time where you are taking life too seriously and you are feeling a lackluster about the goodness in life; doing so, will help to raise your vibrations back up to more of a workable middle ground.
Discordians try not to take themselves or others, or even life for that matter too seriously, because life, to them, is just a random bunch of stuff that happens and it’s just not worth getting worked up over. The Turkey Curse is used to help those that are in need of a jovial ‘kick in the pants,’ spiritually speaking. And their version (according to the Principia Discordia) goes something like this:
The Turkey Curse, Discordian Style
“Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for fisticuffs. Face the particular greyface you wish to short-circuit, or towards the direction of the negative aneristic vibration that you wish to neutralize. Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands as though you were Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess.
Chant, loudly and clearly:
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
The results will be instantly apparent.”
As you can see, the technique utilized by the Discordians is a funnier way to go, but chances are you can use this exact same style to disorient potential attackers. However that does change the spirit in which the Discordians practice this curse. But, they would most likely shrug their shoulders and say, ‘To each his own.’
About These Curses:
The first curse is for self-preservation of the physical kind, and the second example is for self-preservation of the spiritual kind. Health and safety are your birthrights. Happiness and joy is like having a delicious desert. If you use the Turkey Curse wisely, you will find that you are a safer and happier person.
Found at: Aunty Flo
While we do not recommend hexing or jinxing anyone, it may be useful to know how it might be done. With that in mind here is a really simple Houseplant Jinx Spell that uses War Water as the main ingredient.
War Water is easy to make. The recipe can be found at the Magickal Apothecary.
Sprinkle War Water on the leaves and roots of a really nice plant and give it to the target as a gift. To intensify the strength of the jinx, gather Spanish Moss, add it to the Malevolent form of War Water and sprinkle the plant with that instead.
With different magickal intentions, this spell will also reverse a jinx for someone you care about. Simply infuse the standard form of War Water with lots of positive energy and good intentions, sprinkle it over a really nice houseplant and give it to your friend as a gift. The iron in the war water will also act as a ghost and bad spirit repellent.
This is an old fashioned black candle Hoodoo revenge and retribution spell. Use with caution (if at all). These types of spells can easily rebound onto the spell caster.
Cut the top off a black jumbo candle, turn it upside down, and carve a new tip at what was the bottom. Carefully heat it a section at a time and press 99 whole pepper corns into it, all over the surface.
Place the candle in a saucer on top of the enemy’s name written on a piece of paper, and dress it by pouring a whole bottle of Crossing Oil over it.
At midnight, this mess is carried to a deserted crossroads, or, if possible, to the enemy’s yard while he or she is away. It is set down in the middle of a large X inside a circle made by walking backward while sprinkling Crossing Powder diagonally from one corner of the crossroads or yard to the other, and then around the X in a circle.
As the candle burns, a detailed list of the enemy’s sins is spoken aloud followed by the spell caster’s requirements for true, justified, and lasting retribution.
Source: Hoodoo Herb and Root Magic
This is an old hoodoo hurtful jinxing spell. These types of spells must be used with caution (if at all) because the energy created will almost inevitably rebound onto the spell caster. That being said, here it is:
Some folks obtain the intimate personal concerns of an enemy, such as hair or fingernail clippings. Mix them with black pepper, salt, red pepper, and sulfur and stop the mixture up in a bottle. It is then hidden under the enemy’s doorstep where it must be walked over. This will cause pain and sorrow to the enemy.
From: Hoodoo Herb and Root Magic
The get what they deserve spell can either be a hex or gift it all depends on the person you’re casting the spell over, and what karma has in store for them. (Bad luck or Good luck).
You will need the following items for this spell:
- Piece of paper
- A picture of the person, if not a picture then their full name spelled CORRECTLY.
- A lighter or match
- Something you can put the paper in, a tin or bowl.
This spell is for those who believe a harmful spell can backfire, in this case you’re not causing harm, unless they deserve it.
Take your piece of paper write the words Get what you deserve on one side and on the other write the persons full name, with correct spelling, or just a picture. Fold the paper anyway you like and burn it. Let it burn to ash, and the spell is complete. After you have completed this spell, it will take time for it to take effect, but have faith. The person will get what they deserve. If the person doesn’t deserve to be punished or harmed, the spell will simply give them good luck.
Spellwork done on other people has a tendency to rebound back to the spell caster. So, be prepared to also get what you deserve – which could be many good things. Or not..
Found at: Spells of Magic
Here’s a simple Hoodoo War Water spell to rid yourself of an adversary:
- Write your adversary’s name and identifying information on a strip of brown paper.
- Place it in a jar and cover it with War Water.
- Seal it tight and hide it in a dark, secret place.
- Shake the jar periodically.
Once you have succeeded in ridding yourself of your adversary, pour the water and what’s left of the paper out at a crossroads far from your home. Be sure to throw the jar away.
If you would like some advice about what sort of magick is needed, simply enter a short explanation of your situation. Our resident witch will be happy to assist. Good Luck!!
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