Fail
This is why…
This is why we have blond jokes.
I’m not with the CDC…
“Please use tongues to pick pastries.
Thx”
I’m not with the CDC but I’m pretty sure these directions are wrong.
😛
Don’t let anyone…
Don’t let anyone tell you not to stick a knife in an electrical socket.
It’s your right. More people are killed by the flu anyway.
I am proud to be a virgin
I am proud to be a virgin & I will remain a virgin till I die because I want to be a good example to my children.
🙄
Rules For Chopping Your Own Wood
Rules for chopping your own wood:
- Never park downhill of a tree you are cutting.
- When in doubt, park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
- Just because you live within driving distant of a forest, doesn’t make you a Lumber Jack.
- Always use the neighbor’s truck.
You know you suck…
You know you suck in bed
When your blow up doll kills herself.
Forget The Virus
Forget the virus
We’re all gonna die tomorrow at 2
👿
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
I ate your cake and
I farted
😆
I made you a…
I made you a birfdae caek…
… but i eated it.
😆
Later that day…
Later that day…
Sally taught herself how to ride her own bike.
😆
I want to hear the story…
I want to hear the story behind this cake.
I’m sorry I blacked out,
tried to kill you,
and almost got us arrested.
😛
now that we washed our…
now that we washed our
hands, how the fuck do
we get them out Karen
😛
Amish Airlines
AMISH AIRLINES
😎
Nailed it!
Nailed it!
Trampoline
Trampoline for sale.
Only used once.
😛
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