Release me mortal!

Published October 22, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Release me mortal!
I will taste the blood of the innocent!

👿

If you turn a picture

Published October 22, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

If you turn a picture of hanging bats upside down,
they look like they’re in a thriller video.

Published October 22, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

We can’t stop here.
This is bat country.

🙁

Published October 22, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Vampire bat?
I believe you’ve been mislead…

😜

Published October 22, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Go home bat
You’re drunk

😉

Published October 22, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

I has a watermelons

😀

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Last Halloween I was arrested for smashing pumpkins with a baseball bat…
but seriously what parent dresses up their child as a pumpkin?

Published October 24, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

No! Stop touching me!
I am the night!

😯