I want to hear the story behind this cake.
I’m sorry I blacked out,
tried to kill you,
and almost got us arrested.
“Girl you need to stop asking to die
it gets really annoying
im a busy person.
I don’t know what this cat is going through, but I can relate.
Me leaving work after I told my boss I wasn’t feeling well…
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short.
But shout it at them in German,
because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Oh, my opinion hurt your feelings?
Please excuse me while you cry me a river, build a bridge and get the fuck over it!