I want to hear the story…

Published June 8, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I want to hear the story behind this cake.

I’m sorry I blacked out,
tried to kill you,
and almost got us arrested.

😛

Girl u need to stop

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

“Girl you need to stop asking to die
it gets really annoying
im a busy person.

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

I don’t know what this cat is going through, but I can relate.

😐

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Just let me love you

😉

Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Me leaving work after I told my boss I wasn’t feeling well…

😉

Published April 23, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short.
But shout it at them in German,
because life is also terrifying and confusing.

😈

Published October 24, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Oh, my opinion hurt your feelings?
Please excuse me while you cry me a river, build a bridge and get the fuck over it!