With no one allowed in the water, sharks now have to do curbside pick up.
Since I can’t celebrate with you… I ate your cake.
I made you a birfdae caek…
… but i eated it.
A little bird told me it was your birthday…
I ate him.
He gets so excited when I take him to the dog park.
When you’re a Viking but you want a snack.
the tears of my enemies
Shot my first turkey today…
scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!!
Yeah, I’m into fitness
Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
got some pizza
chilling in the fridge
He got tired of waiting at the DMV
and ordered pizza
no image has ever described my life quite so well
“We must stop eating!” cried Toad
as he ate another.
did you eat the last unicorn?
No little Asian
Don’t eat them raw
like a boss