Christmas Memes

If you want to save money

Published July 12, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

If you want to save money at Xmas, now’s the time to tell the kids that Santa didn’t make it through the pandemic

Modern problems require modern solutions

Posted in Christmas Memes, Pandemic Memes | Tagged Covid-19, Kids, Oh Really?, Rona, Santa | Leave a comment

Dammit Alexa!

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Dammit Alexa, I said “cheeses.”

🙂

Posted in Baby Memes, Christmas Memes, Computer Memes, Failure Memes, Religion Memes | Tagged Cheese, Fail, Jesus, Kids, LOL, Oops!, Play On Words | Leave a comment

What was that?

Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

What was that?
Hit the wipers!!!

Posted in Cartoons, Christmas Memes, Failure Memes, Funny Memes, Sci Fi Memes | Tagged Aliens, Fail, Oops!, Santa, Science Fiction, UFO | Leave a comment

Oh sure, everbody says

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Oh sure, everbody says they want to keep Christmas traditional

But when I dress like the Krampus and put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I’ve gone too far

🙄

Posted in Christmas Memes, Witchcraft Memes | Tagged Kids, Santa, Scary | Leave a comment

when ur ready for Christmas

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

when ur ready for Christmas
but not quite done with Halloween

Posted in Christmas Memes, Halloween Memes | Tagged Creepy, Scary, Snow, Snowman, Yikes! | Leave a comment

When Christmas is over

Published January 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

When Christmas is over
but your birthday is in January

Posted in Birthday Memes, Christmas Memes | Tagged January | Leave a comment

Christmas is Cancelled!

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Christmas is cancelled!
It seems after you told Santa you’d been good this year,
he died laughing

😆

Posted in Christmas Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Death, Fail, Santa | Leave a comment

He’s trimming the buds

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

He’s trimming the buds
He’s checking them twice
We’re gonna get high
It’s gonna be nice

😉

Posted in Christmas Memes | Tagged Marijuana, Pot, Presents, Santa, Stoned | Leave a comment

Dear Santa

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Dear Santa,
I want a little brother for Christmas.
Sincerely, Timmy

Dear Timmy,
Send me your mommy.

😆

Posted in Christmas Memes | Tagged Brothers, Letters, Santa | Leave a comment

In a couple of hours

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

In a couple of hours, the litter box
is going to be incredibly festive.

🙂

Posted in Cat Memes, Christmas Memes | Tagged Lights, Litter Box, Oops! | Leave a comment

If I Ask Santa

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

If I ask Santa for coal
What does he give me if I”m naughty?

Posted in Christmas Memes | Tagged Gift, Presents, Santa | Leave a comment

Only gives expensive presents

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Only gives expensive presents
to rich kids

😉

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Dress ur cat

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Dress ur cat in gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la,
la la la
Put urself in mortal peril
Fa la la la la,
la la la la

😆

Posted in Christmas Memes | Tagged LOL, No!, Reindeer | Leave a comment

For Those Stoners

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

For those stoners
who were good this whole year

😉

Posted in Christmas Memes | Tagged Marijuana, Pot, Santa, Stoned | Leave a comment

What do you mean?

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

What do you mean
Santa’s got enough reindeer

Posted in Car Memes, Christmas Memes, Cute Memes | Tagged Awww, Reindeer, Santa | Leave a comment