Christmas Memes

Oh sure, everbody says

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Oh sure, everbody says they want to keep Christmas traditional

But when I dress like the Krampus and put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I’ve gone too far

🙄

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when ur ready for Christmas

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

when ur ready for Christmas
but not quite done with Halloween

Posted in Christmas Memes, Halloween Memes | Tagged Creepy, Scary, Snow, Snowman, Yikes! | Leave a comment

When Christmas is over

Published January 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

When Christmas is over
but your birthday is in January

Posted in Birthday Memes, Christmas Memes | Tagged January | Leave a comment

Christmas is Cancelled!

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Christmas is cancelled!
It seems after you told Santa you’d been good this year,
he died laughing

😆

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He’s trimming the buds

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

He’s trimming the buds
He’s checking them twice
We’re gonna get high
It’s gonna be nice

😉

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Dear Santa

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Dear Santa,
I want a little brother for Christmas.
Sincerely, Timmy

Dear Timmy,
Send me your mommy.

😆

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In a couple of hours

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

In a couple of hours, the litter box
is going to be incredibly festive.

🙂

Posted in Cat Memes, Christmas Memes | Tagged Lights, Litter Box, Oops! | Leave a comment

If I Ask Santa

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

If I ask Santa for coal
What does he give me if I”m naughty?

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Only gives expensive presents

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Only gives expensive presents
to rich kids

😉

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Dress ur cat

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Dress ur cat in gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la,
la la la
Put urself in mortal peril
Fa la la la la,
la la la la

😆

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