When Christmas is over

Published January 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

When Christmas is over
but your birthday is in January

Christmas is Cancelled!

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Christmas is cancelled!
It seems after you told Santa you’d been good this year,
he died laughing

😆

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

He’s trimming the buds
He’s checking them twice
We’re gonna get high
It’s gonna be nice

😉

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Dear Santa,
I want a little brother for Christmas.
Sincerely, Timmy

Dear Timmy,
Send me your mommy.

😆

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

In a couple of hours, the litter box
is going to be incredibly festive.

🙂

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

If I ask Santa for coal
What does he give me if I”m naughty?

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Only gives expensive presents
to rich kids

😉

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Dress ur cat in gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la,
la la la
Put urself in mortal peril
Fa la la la la,
la la la la

😆

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

For those stoners
who were good this whole year

😉

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

What do you mean
Santa’s got enough reindeer