Dammit Alexa!

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Dammit Alexa, I said “cheeses.”

🙂

What was that?

Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

What was that?
Hit the wipers!!!

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Oh sure, everbody says they want to keep Christmas traditional

But when I dress like the Krampus and put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I’ve gone too far

🙄

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

when ur ready for Christmas
but not quite done with Halloween

Published January 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

When Christmas is over
but your birthday is in January

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Christmas is cancelled!
It seems after you told Santa you’d been good this year,
he died laughing

😆

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

He’s trimming the buds
He’s checking them twice
We’re gonna get high
It’s gonna be nice

😉

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Dear Santa,
I want a little brother for Christmas.
Sincerely, Timmy

Dear Timmy,
Send me your mommy.

😆

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

In a couple of hours, the litter box
is going to be incredibly festive.

🙂

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

If I ask Santa for coal
What does he give me if I”m naughty?