Hello boys and girls
Today is “take your bullshit somewhere else day”
I know you had lots of wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today?
Me, that’s who!
I want to hear the story behind this cake.
I’m sorry I blacked out,
tried to kill you,
and almost got us arrested.
wearing matching outfits with your best friend
I love you, kitchen wolf
You’re drunk, polkaspottied kitty.
They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer
So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him
Just because you’re different
doesn’t mean you’re not beautiful
Now go out there
you magnificent what-the-fuck
Onward Sir Honkers
There’s fuckary to spread!
you need that clicker thing to change the channel
not a single fuck
was given that day
Some people never grow up
Follow that Carrot!
Cuzn cat visits for wknd
He still anoyin as evar