Funny Memes

I don’t always

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I don’t always
have a tapeworm

But when I do,
I pull it out of my ass

😈

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Summer Breeze

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Summer Breeze
makes me feel fine

I’m feeling goofy! LOL

🙂

Posted in Fashion Memes, Funny Memes | Tagged Hipster, LOL, OMG, People | Leave a comment

This is your spine

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Doctor: This is your spine
Me: wtf put it back

😮

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Barbie Q

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Barbie Q

Posted in Funny Memes, Say What? | Tagged Dolls, Grill, Oh Really?, Play On Words | Leave a comment

now that we washed our…

Published June 8, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

now that we washed our
hands, how the fuck do
we get them out Karen

😛

Posted in Cute Memes, Failure Memes, Funny Memes, Pandemic Memes | Tagged Covid-19, Fail, Legos, LOL, Oops!, Rona, Toys | Leave a comment

Trampoline

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Trampoline for sale.

Only used once.

😛

Posted in Failure Memes, Funny Memes | Tagged Death, Fail, Idiots, Oh Really?, Oops!, Stupidity, Yikes! | Leave a comment

Thought I was having

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Thought I was having a hot flash this morning! Then I realized it was just my boobs in my coffee…

😆

Posted in Funny Memes | Tagged Age, Coffee, Fail, LOL, Old, Oops!, People, Surprise, Yikes! | Leave a comment

I have to run

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I have to run as
fast as I can
to a randomly
selected other room

🙂

Posted in Animal Memes, Cat Memes, Cute Memes, Funny Memes | Tagged Crazy, LOL, Run Away! | Leave a comment

There’s no reason…

Published May 5, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

There’s no reason to tailgate me
when I’m doing 50 in a 35.

And those flashing lights on top of your car
look ridiculous.

😀

Posted in Car Memes, Failure Memes, Funny Memes | Tagged Bad Driver, Cops, Fail, Oh Really?, Oops! | Leave a comment

What was that?

Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

What was that?
Hit the wipers!!!

Posted in Cartoons, Christmas Memes, Failure Memes, Funny Memes, Sci Fi Memes | Tagged Aliens, Fail, Oops!, Santa, Science Fiction, UFO | Leave a comment

Your third eye

Published June 16, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

When your third eye finally opens

😆

Posted in Failure Memes, Fashion Memes, Funny Memes, Yoga Memes | Tagged Fail, Oops!, People, Play On Words, Surprise | Leave a comment

Oh My God

Published June 16, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

Oh my God
Your baby is dead

😛

Posted in Animal Memes, Cartoons, Funny Memes, Naughty Memes | Tagged Babies, Kangaroo, Oops!, Penis | Leave a comment

People Are Eating Children

Published May 17, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

People Are Eating
Children
In This Area

Please

Leash Your Dog &
Clean Up After Them

Thank You

😯

Posted in Funny Memes, Say What? | Tagged Cannibal, Kids, Lunch, Play On Words, Poop, Signs | Leave a comment

People today:

Published February 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

People today: People are so violent and depraved these days, things were better in the old days.

Medieval people: LMAO let’s just saw this guy in half.

Posted in Funny Memes, Political Memes | Tagged OMG, People, Yikes! | Leave a comment

I went to donate blood today,

Published February 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

I went to donate blood today,
but they kept asking too many questions.

Who’s blood is this?
Where did you get it?

Posted in Funny Memes | Tagged Blood, Death, Vikings | Leave a comment