“And when I die, this will all be yours…”
*points to plastic bags filled with other plastic bags*
a shark blanket
Just got real
“I don’t know where I would be without life alert.”
On the floor.
You should fear them.
Whats this I see
I believe it’s bullshit
“Grannie, do all fairy tales begin with
‘Once Upon A Time’?”
“No darling. There is a whole series of fairy tales that begin with
‘If Elected I Promise’.”
Grandma got run over by a reindeer…
Hit her again.