Monthly Archives: October 2017
She ate pumpkin seeds, pooped them out, and they started growing. Here she is sitting next to her work.
pumpkins plus drink
Giving girls an excuse to dress like whores since 1983
For Halloween I’m gonna be emotionally stable.
No one’s gonna know it’s me.
I hate being bipolar
Last time I played outside,
the humans sent me to the dog house
for tracking dirt all over the kitchen.
This time, I’m takin’ a bath before I go home!
My humans are gonna be so proud of me!
Everyone calm the fuck down
I just woke up
no image has ever described my life quite so well
“We must stop eating!” cried Toad
as he ate another.
did you eat the last unicorn?
Are you mocking me?
Cuz I feel like I’m being mocked.
Basically how I’m handling life
This is fine
Rare image of a shark
stepping on a lego.
Don’t know what to say, man …
your things have minds of their own.