Monthly Archives: May 2020
Dammit Alexa, I said “cheeses.”
There’s no reason to tailgate me
when I’m doing 50 in a 35.
And those flashing lights on top of your car
And just like that Uncle Mike was never asked to baby sit again.
that blank look
when you’re deciding if
it’s worth the prison time
wearing matching outfits with your best friend
for deer hunting
my hubbie made me
this lucky hat
I love you, kitchen wolf
You’re drunk, polkaspottied kitty.
pretty much more interesting than the original
Apparently, a wild penis ran through my yard…