WANTED; Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours.
The same as one Monday on earth.
A day on a Jupiter’s moon
last less than 5 hours
Just like Saturday and Sunday on Earth.
I will not turn my clocks back.
I will then be living one hour in the future.
I greet you, people of the past.
Your ways are quaint.
Post the time
when you see this
time travel cat…
…almost cause paradox
also time machines