How the world really ends.
This is why we have blond jokes.
I’m sure things will be back to normal by July.
Don’t let anyone tell you not to stick a knife in an electrical socket.
It’s your right. More people are killed by the flu anyway.
The number U gave me at the bar was wrong
so I followed you home
On todays episode of
photos you can feel.
I don’t always try to fart quietly,
but when I do I shit my pants
for deer hunting
my hubbie made me
this lucky hat
And then Al realized his problems were much bigger than just a smashed truck.
“here kitty kitty kitty!!”
God doesn’t require us to succeed;
he only requires that you try.
Gravity is less forgiving.
When your just relaxing enjoying the weekend,
and Monday runs up on you like this…
Basically how I’m handling life
This is fine
Not all pain is gain