Monthly Archives: April 2017
We don’t have time to explain
get in the car
I hate using this touch pad
but I have to because I ate the mouse
showed some boy scouts how to tie a knot.
The day United tried to remove Chuck Norris
Oh no… I left the dog in the dryer…
Ninja cat, Ninja cat
does whatever a ninja cat does.
Whats this I see
I believe it’s bullshit
I think, therefore you can’t.
In addition to the -20 penalty to strength, Otto’s Irresistible Television Program also enthralls the target and conjures beer.
Put enough ranks on it, and you don’t NEED combat skills
I don’t always
have loud violent sex with the neighbor cat
but when I do,
its outside your window at 3 in the morning
defending what counts
You went full hoah
Never go full hooah
Where everything is a pillow