How the world really ends.
Me trying to keep up with current news about world disasters, civil unrest and potential life ending viruses.
The fuck is this
The fuck was that
Waking up every morning in 2020 be like
Let’s see … where were we?
Oh yes. In The Pit of Despair.
Land sharks are the next plague after the murder hornets, be ready.
I found June
Do not, I repeat, do not
deface any trump signs in this manner.
I don’t always read something mind-numbingly stupid,
but when I do it’s from a Trump supporter.
The number U gave me at the bar was wrong
so I followed you home
I ate your cake and
The older you get,
the better you get.
Unless you’re a banana.
On todays episode of
photos you can feel.
Always wear pajamas to bed!
Don’t communicate telepathically
with me or my ship ever again
And this rare specimen is the Nope Spider of the genus Fuckius Nopeus of the Hell No family, indigenous to the No Way Jose region of Lord Help Us All.