Girl u need to stop Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers “Girl you need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying im a busy person.
I don’t know what Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers I don’t know what this cat is going through, but I can relate. 😐
When your alarm goes off Published November 11, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn’t die in your sleep… 🙂
You have been throwing up all morning? Published April 24, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers You have been throwing up all morning? Have you tried eating it?
Yes! got my dishes done Published April 8, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers Yes! got my dishes MEANWHILE IN THE LIVING ROOM!! Every time there’s a toddler in the house. 😛
And when I die… Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers “And when I die, this will all be yours…” *points to plastic bags filled with other plastic bags* 😛
Glass of wine Published June 7, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Glass of wine and Basket of bananas Please don’t move either one!
We’re home! Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers We’re home! Oh no… I left the dog in the dryer… 😛
I can only please Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either. 😉
Wheen you wake up Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers When you wake up early to go to the gym and hate every second of it 🙁
Murphy’s Laws of Flight Published January 17, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Murphy’s Laws of Flight Loud, sudden noises in a helicopter WILL get your undivided attention. 😯
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