Waking up every morning… Published July 12, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers Waking up every morning in 2020 be like Let’s see … where were we? Oh yes. In The Pit of Despair.
When your alarm goes off Published November 11, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn’t die in your sleep… 🙂
Wake up bro Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Wake up bro What day is it? Monday Fuck off! 😀
That feeling you get Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers That feeling you get when you have to wake up for work 😥
I don’t Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers I don’t like morning people or mornings… or people 😈
How to summon me Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers How to summon me on a Monday morning 😈
Everyone Published October 24, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Everyone calm the fuck down I just woke up 😆
The British Are Coming Published July 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers The British Are Coming! Unlike your wife lol Fuck you, Nathaniel Well don’t fucking wake people up, Paul 😈
I don’t always have Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers I don’t always have loud violent sex with the neighbor cat but when I do, its outside your window at 3 in the morning 😆
Wheen you wake up Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers When you wake up early to go to the gym and hate every second of it 🙁
Alarm Clock Cat Published November 7, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Alarm Clock Cat is practicin for you 😯
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