Cerberus as a puppy guarding the gates to heck.
No little Asian
Don’t eat them raw
ONE OF THESE THINGS…
… is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong.
Can you tell which thing is not like the others,
By the time I finish my song?
I is a cannibal
nom nom nom nom
When you write a letter to Satan
instead of Santa asking for a puppy