When you’re trying to get ready

Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

When you’re trying to get ready to go out but you’re high as fuck.

And then Al realized…

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

And then Al realized his problems were much bigger than just a smashed truck.

Published November 11, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

My mind is
like my internet browser
19 tabs open
3 of them are frozen
and I have no idea where the music is coming from

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Published January 3, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

My family’s Coat of Arms ties in the back ~
is that normal???

😆

Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

I don’t suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it.

😀

Published November 7, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Determination
There’s a word for someone who never gives up writing.
And a special room.

😉

Published October 24, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Thank God you posted that inspirational quote.
My depression, stress, and anxieties have all MAGICALLY disappeared.

Published October 24, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

I don’t just ride the crazy train
I drive the son of a bitch!

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