How The World Really Ends Published October 11, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers How the world really ends.
Gotta love… Published July 12, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers Gotta love my neighbor’s positivity. This house is a fucking prison on planet bullshit in the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks 😈
The pentagon Published July 12, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers The pentagon unveils the new space force uniforms 😀
I don’t always Published July 12, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers I don’t always comb my hair But when I do, I use a balloon. 😉
I don’t always Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers I don’t always have a tapeworm But when I do, I pull it out of my ass 😈
Summer Breeze Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers Summer Breeze makes me feel fine I’m feeling goofy! LOL 🙂
This is your spine Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers Doctor: This is your spine Me: wtf put it back 😮
I’m not an expert… Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers I’m not an expert, but I don’t think Karen is going to make it. 😛
Rules For Chopping Your Own Wood Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers Rules for chopping your own wood: Never park downhill of a tree you are cutting. When in doubt, park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall. Just because you live within driving distant of a forest, doesn’t make you a Lumber Jack. Always use the neighbor’s truck.
You know you suck… Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers You know you suck in bed When your blow up doll kills herself.
Forget The Virus Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers Forget the virus We’re all gonna die tomorrow at 2 👿
By The Way… If you see memes that belong to you – don’t get cranky. Just tell me, and I’ll either remove them immediately or give you credit and a link – whichever you prefer.