This is what happens when we drain pumpkins of their spice, think twice before u order that latte
Me trying to keep up with current news about world disasters, civil unrest and potential life ending viruses.
The fuck is this
The fuck was that
My face this entire year.
Gotta love my neighbor’s positivity.
This house is a fucking prison
on planet bullshit
in the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks
I don’t always
have a tapeworm
But when I do,
I pull it out of my ass
makes me feel fine
I’m feeling goofy! LOL
Later that day…
Sally taught herself how to ride her own bike.
On todays episode of
photos you can feel.
Ohhh… Undress me with your words.
There’s a spider in your bra.
And just like that Uncle Mike was never asked to baby sit again.
Apparently, a wild penis ran through my yard…
Always wear pajamas to bed!