Don’t communicate telepathically Published July 2, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers Don’t communicate telepathically with me or my ship ever again 😯
Build the wall Published February 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers Build the wall around MY house I hate everyone 🙂
Wake up bro Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Wake up bro What day is it? Monday Fuck off! 😀
I don’t Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers I don’t like morning people or mornings… or people 😈
Everyone Published October 24, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Everyone calm the fuck down I just woke up 😆
I can only please Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either. 😉
I’ve got an inspirational quote Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers I’ve got an inspirational quote for you: Get the fuck over it!
Thank you Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Thank you for posting all of your inspirational quotes… I have one for you too! Go fuck yourself!
Get Over It! Published October 24, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Oh, my opinion hurt your feelings? Please excuse me while you cry me a river, build a bridge and get the fuck over it!
Let Me Draw You A Map Published October 22, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Here, let me draw you a map so when I tell you to fuck off you’ll know how to get there. 👿
By The Way… If you see memes that belong to you – don’t get cranky. Just tell me, and I’ll either remove them immediately or give you credit and a link – whichever you prefer.