Do not, I repeat, do not
deface any trump signs in this manner.
OMG… This is so
irresponsible! Where’s his mask??
Apparently, a wild penis ran through my yard…
Oh my God
Your baby is dead
For those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath
and set a dick on fire!
What does a horny toad say?
When you’re just chillin naked with bae after sex
Glass of wine and
Basket of bananas
Please don’t move either one!
There has been a slight shipping delay
your mom’s dildo will be shipped next week
Don’t forget to
wash your balls
I dont wear skinny jeans…
because my nuts dont fit
Point of View
69% of people can find something dirty in everything