Pumpkin

This is what happens

Published October 11, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

This is what happens when we drain pumpkins of their spice, think twice before u order that latte

She ate pumpkin seeds

Published October 24, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

She ate pumpkin seeds, pooped them out, and they started growing. Here she is sitting next to her work.

😆

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Drunk Pumpkins

Published October 24, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Drunk Pumpkins

pumpkins plus drink
equal
chunks

🙂

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For Halloween

Published October 24, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

For Halloween I’m gonna be emotionally stable.
No one’s gonna know it’s me.

😉

Posted in Halloween Memes | Tagged Costumes, Crazy, Jack O Lantern, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Halp!

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Halp!
I’z been eated!

😆

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Hating Pumpkins

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Fuck
I hate pumpkin shit

👿

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Turned Into A Pumpkin

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

I turned that bitches ass into a pumpkin
Bitches love pumpkins

😉

Posted in Halloween Memes | Tagged Ass, Jack O Lantern, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Pumpkin Beer?

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Pumpkin Beer?
What pussy invented that?

🙄

Posted in Drinking Memes, Fall Memes | Tagged Beer, Pumpkin, Pussy | Leave a comment

I will find you

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

But I will find you
and eat your pumpkin cheesecake

😆

Posted in Fall Memes | Tagged Cake, Hungry, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Come at me!

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Come at me bro

😯

Posted in Halloween Memes | Tagged Destruction, Jack O Lantern, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Imposters

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Impostors will be nommed

😯

Posted in Halloween Memes, Turtle Memes | Tagged Hungry, Imposters, Nom Nom, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Making Pumpkin Pies

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

How pumpkin pies are really made

😯

Posted in Failure Memes, Thanksgiving Memes | Tagged Fail, Oh Really?, Pie, Poop, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Smashing Pumpkins

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Last Halloween I was arrested for smashing pumpkins with a baseball bat…
but seriously what parent dresses up their child as a pumpkin?

Posted in Animal Memes, Halloween Memes | Tagged Baseball, Bat, Oops!, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Pumpkin Spice Latte

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

If you say “Pumpkin Spice Latte” in the mirror three times…
A white girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all her favorite things about fall.

😈

Posted in Fall Memes, Yoga Memes | Tagged Flavor, Latte, Mirror, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

And this kids…

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

And this… kids..
is how pumpkins are made

😯

Posted in Halloween Memes | Tagged Birth, Jack O Lantern, Oh Really?, Pumpkin | Leave a comment