Hello boys and girls
Today is “take your bullshit somewhere else day”
Life is short make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers about politics.
May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook
The first step, is admitting you have a problem
Blackened Chicken Recipe
1) Clean chicken
2) Place chicken in oven
3) Go check your facebook
Who needs FB or Twitter
because I’m already following you
Whats this I see
I believe it’s bullshit
I tried to log in on my iPad.
Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don’t own an iPad.
Also, I’m out of wine.
Only 998 likes. I”m going to have to kill that little girl with cancer.
Thanks so much for that update about your super busy life… nobody has ever gone to work, the gym and made dinner in one day. How DO you do it?
Sorry I am running late. I will be leaving as soon as I update my facebook status about how late I am.