How the world really ends.
I’m sure things will be back to normal by July.
Me trying to keep up with current news about world disasters, civil unrest and potential life ending viruses.
The fuck is this
The fuck was that
You’re like a ray of sunshine
Hurting peoples eyes
and giving them cancer
Since I can’t celebrate with you… I ate your cake.
It’s been scientifically proven that
Those who have more birthdays
I know you had lots of wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today?
Me, that’s who!
A little bird told me it was your birthday…
I ate him.
I have to run as
fast as I can
to a randomly
selected other room
I love you, kitchen wolf
You’re drunk, polkaspottied kitty.
That’s how many
I took this morning
Fluffy’s exorcism was not going as well as expected…
Onward Sir Honkers
There’s fuckary to spread!
Despite his parents’ reassurances, Bill couldn’t shake the nagging suspicion he might be adopted.
Guess who found your antidepressant pills!