Monthly Archives: May 2019
You don’t see anything
They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer
So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him
That’s how many
I took this morning
What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for air and screaming your name?
You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
People Are Eating
In This Area
Leash Your Dog &
Clean Up After Them
I ws going to make you a rum cake for your birthday
but now its just drunk
and I’m cake