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Published May 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

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They say one friend

Published May 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer

So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him

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Published May 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

9 Lives?

That’s how many
I took this morning

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Published May 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for air and screaming your name?

You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.

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Published May 17, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

People Are Eating
Children
In This Area

Please

Leash Your Dog &
Clean Up After Them

Thank You

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Published May 17, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

I ws going to make you a rum cake for your birthday
but now its just drunk
and I’m cake

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