Kids
I only use
I only use local children
If you want to save money
If you want to save money at Xmas, now’s the time to tell the kids that Santa didn’t make it through the pandemic
Modern problems require modern solutions
I am proud to be a virgin
I am proud to be a virgin & I will remain a virgin till I die because I want to be a good example to my children.
🙄
Although frowned upon…
Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.
😉
Later that day…
Later that day…
Sally taught herself how to ride her own bike.
😆
Dammit Alexa!
Dammit Alexa, I said “cheeses.”
🙂
And just like that…
And just like that Uncle Mike was never asked to baby sit again.
😆
Me trying to raise my kids
Me trying to raise my kids to be better then me… But this gangster shit is hereditary
👿
People Are Eating Children
People Are Eating
Children
In This Area
Please
Leash Your Dog &
Clean Up After Them
Thank You
😯
Oh sure, everbody says
Oh sure, everbody says they want to keep Christmas traditional
But when I dress like the Krampus and put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I’ve gone too far
🙄
Summoning
Summoning
Glitter Gods
😛
you need that clicker thing
you need that clicker thing to change the channel
🙂
Babies
Babies:
The force is strong with this one
🙂
Yes! got my dishes done
Yes! got my dishes
MEANWHILE IN THE LIVING ROOM!!
Every time there’s a toddler in the house.
😛
No little Asian
No little Asian
Don’t eat them raw
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