I only use local children
If you want to save money at Xmas, now’s the time to tell the kids that Santa didn’t make it through the pandemic
Modern problems require modern solutions
I am proud to be a virgin & I will remain a virgin till I die because I want to be a good example to my children.
Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.
Later that day…
Sally taught herself how to ride her own bike.
Dammit Alexa, I said “cheeses.”
And just like that Uncle Mike was never asked to baby sit again.
Me trying to raise my kids to be better then me… But this gangster shit is hereditary
People Are Eating
In This Area
Leash Your Dog &
Clean Up After Them
Oh sure, everbody says they want to keep Christmas traditional
But when I dress like the Krampus and put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I’ve gone too far
you need that clicker thing to change the channel
The force is strong with this one
Yes! got my dishes
MEANWHILE IN THE LIVING ROOM!!
Every time there’s a toddler in the house.
No little Asian
Don’t eat them raw