Oh sure, everbody says they want to keep Christmas traditional
But when I dress like the Krampus and put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I’ve gone too far
That recipe didn’t go as planned…
but it was so much fun
This is the last time we get a corpse from Ikea!
For those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath
and set a dick on fire!
“Girl you need to stop asking to die
it gets really annoying
im a busy person.
How to summon me
on a Monday morning
I think, therefore you can’t.
“You” say love and light, blessed be…
…I AM NOT THAT KIND OF PAGAN
Why do witches fly on brooms??
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!!!
Please turn him into a toad…
When you write a letter to Satan
instead of Santa asking for a puppy