Mistakes

Rules For Chopping Your Own Wood

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Rules for chopping your own wood:

Never park downhill of a tree you are cutting.
When in doubt, park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
Just because you live within driving distant of a forest, doesn’t make you a Lumber Jack.
Always use the neighbor’s truck.

Posted in Failure Memes, Work Memes | Tagged Accident, Dumb, Fail, How To, LOL, Mistakes, Oops!, Squished | Leave a comment

Forget The Virus

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Forget the virus

We’re all gonna die tomorrow at 2

👿

Posted in Failure Memes, Pandemic Memes | Tagged Covid-19, Death, Fail, Future, LOL, Mistakes, Oops!, Rona, Weather, Yikes! | Leave a comment

Happy Birthday

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Happy Birthday
I ate your cake and

I farted

😆

Posted in Animal Memes, Birthday Memes, Dog Memes | Tagged Cake, Fail, LOL, Mistakes, No!, Oops! | Leave a comment

I want to hear the story…

Published June 8, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I want to hear the story behind this cake.

I’m sorry I blacked out,
tried to kill you,
and almost got us arrested.

😛

Posted in Birthday Memes | Tagged Cake, Crazy, Decorations, Drunk, Fail, Feelings, Friend, LOL, Mistakes, Oops! | Leave a comment

On todays episode of

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

On todays episode of
photos you can feel.

😯

Posted in Failure Memes | Tagged Fishing, Mistakes, No!, OMG, Oops!, Ouch!, Yikes!, You're Fucked | Leave a comment

Nailed it!

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Nailed it!

Posted in Failure Memes, Work Memes | Tagged Blood, Creepy, Fail, Mistakes, No!, Oops!, Ouch!, Play On Words, Yikes! | Leave a comment

Ever make mistakes in life?

Published July 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Ever make mistakes in life?

Let’s make them birds,
Yeah, They’re birds now

😛

Posted in Art Memes | Tagged Birds, Bob Ross, Mistakes, Painting | Leave a comment