Rules for chopping your own wood:
- Never park downhill of a tree you are cutting.
- When in doubt, park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
- Just because you live within driving distant of a forest, doesn’t make you a Lumber Jack.
- Always use the neighbor’s truck.
Forget the virus
We’re all gonna die tomorrow at 2
I ate your cake and
I want to hear the story behind this cake.
I’m sorry I blacked out,
tried to kill you,
and almost got us arrested.
On todays episode of
photos you can feel.
Ever make mistakes in life?
Let’s make them birds,
Yeah, They’re birds now