Rules For Chopping Your Own Wood

Rules for chopping your own wood:

  • Never park downhill of a tree you are cutting.
  • When in doubt, park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
  • Just because you live within driving distant of a forest, doesn’t make you a Lumber Jack.
  • Always use the neighbor’s truck.

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