Monthly Archives: February 2019
Just because you’re different
doesn’t mean you’re not beautiful
Now go out there
you magnificent what-the-fuck
you know its a bad neighborhood
when you see a bird
with a knife and a security bracelet
some people see problems
others see solutions…
People today: People are so violent and depraved these days, things were better in the old days.
Medieval people: LMAO let’s just saw this guy in half.
Build the wall around MY house
I hate everyone
I want to go up
I went to donate blood today,
but they kept asking too many questions.
Who’s blood is this?
Where did you get it?
When you’re a Viking but you want a snack.
the tears of my enemies