Work Memes
Rules For Chopping Your Own Wood
Rules for chopping your own wood:
- Never park downhill of a tree you are cutting.
- When in doubt, park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
- Just because you live within driving distant of a forest, doesn’t make you a Lumber Jack.
- Always use the neighbor’s truck.
Meanwhile in Scotland…
Meanwhile, in Scotland.
This is Toby working from home.
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When you’re still…
When you’re still wearing your zoom meeting outfit after the quarantine is lifted.
Nailed it!
Nailed it!
WANTED:
WANTED; Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
😎
When your alarm goes off
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn’t die in your sleep…
🙂
When your just relaxing
When your just relaxing enjoying the weekend,
and Monday runs up on you like this…
🙁
One day on Mercury
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours.
The same as one Monday on earth.
😉
That feeling you get
That feeling you get
when you have to wake up for work
😥
A day on Jupiter’s moon
A day on a Jupiter’s moon
last less than 5 hours
Just like Saturday and Sunday on Earth.
😛
Me leaving work
Me leaving work after I told my boss I wasn’t feeling well…
😉
I have no idea
I have no idea what I’m doing
😯
Waiting until the last minute
Waiting until the last minute to do all your work
because diamonds are made under pressure…
LOL
🙂
Nothing like waiting
Nothing like waiting until the last minute
Good Job
😈
Procrastinator? No.
Procrastinator? No. I save all of my homework until the last minute because then I’ll be older, therefore more wise.
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