Rules for chopping your own wood:
- Never park downhill of a tree you are cutting.
- When in doubt, park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
- Just because you live within driving distant of a forest, doesn’t make you a Lumber Jack.
- Always use the neighbor’s truck.
Meanwhile, in Scotland.
This is Toby working from home.
When you’re still wearing your zoom meeting outfit after the quarantine is lifted.
WANTED; Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn’t die in your sleep…
When your just relaxing enjoying the weekend,
and Monday runs up on you like this…
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours.
The same as one Monday on earth.
That feeling you get
when you have to wake up for work
A day on a Jupiter’s moon
last less than 5 hours
Just like Saturday and Sunday on Earth.
Me leaving work after I told my boss I wasn’t feeling well…
I have no idea what I’m doing
Waiting until the last minute to do all your work
because diamonds are made under pressure…
Nothing like waiting until the last minute
Procrastinator? No. I save all of my homework until the last minute because then I’ll be older, therefore more wise.