Monthly Archives: June 2020
I don’t always
I don’t always
have a tapeworm
But when I do,
I pull it out of my ass
😈
Summer Breeze
Summer Breeze
makes me feel fine
I’m feeling goofy! LOL
🙂
This is your spine
Doctor: This is your spine
Me: wtf put it back
😮
Who remembers
Who remembers
monkey nuts?
I’m not an expert…
I’m not an expert, but I don’t think Karen is going to make it.
😛
Barbie Q
Barbie Q
I am proud to be a virgin
I am proud to be a virgin & I will remain a virgin till I die because I want to be a good example to my children.
🙄
The number U gave me…
The number U gave me at the bar was wrong
so I followed you home
😈
Yep
Yep
It’s a dicktater
😆
Rules For Chopping Your Own Wood
Rules for chopping your own wood:
- Never park downhill of a tree you are cutting.
- When in doubt, park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
- Just because you live within driving distant of a forest, doesn’t make you a Lumber Jack.
- Always use the neighbor’s truck.
You know you suck…
You know you suck in bed
When your blow up doll kills herself.
Although frowned upon…
Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.
😉
Not a cellphone in sight…
Not a cellphone in sight…
Just people living in the moment
😈
There are times…
There are times I miss you so much, I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
😈
Private Sign
Private Sign
Do Not Read
😆
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I think it's time to go shopping... maybe even buy some really cool stuff at my online shops!!
