Do not, I repeat, do not
deface any trump signs in this manner.
Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.
Since I can’t celebrate with you… I ate your cake.
A little bird told me it was your birthday…
I ate him.
That’s how many
I took this morning
I sometimes put a sticky note on someone’s car
saying “sorry for the damage”
It’s kinda funny watching them look for the damage
I like to think of myself as especially unremorseful