If liberals are “libtards”
does that mean republicans are “retards”
You know you suck in bed
When your blow up doll kills herself.
You’re like a ray of sunshine
Hurting peoples eyes
and giving them cancer
This is Odin
Odin isn’t offended by anything or anyone
because Odin isn’t a pussy
Be Like Odin
Yes, I know I’m a bitch.
Bitch trumps stupid
motherfucker every time.
I came to stab people in the face with knives and chew gum
And I’m all out of knives
I will shit on everything you love
Jesus Loves You.
Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
If you are going to be petty
at least be Tom Petty
I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
I’ve got an inspirational quote for you:
Get the fuck over it!
Thank you for posting all of your inspirational quotes…
I have one for you too!
Go fuck yourself!