Grumpy Cat

You’re like a ray of sunshine…

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

You’re like a ray of sunshine

Hurting peoples eyes
and giving them cancer

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A little bird told me

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

A little bird told me it was your birthday…

I ate him.

😈

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9 Lives?

Published May 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

9 Lives?

That’s how many
I took this morning

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Posted in Cat Memes, Serial Killer Memes | Tagged Creepy, Death, Grumpy Cat, Negative, Not Sorry, Run Away!, Scary, Yikes! | Leave a comment

I don’t

Published November 12, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

I don’t like
morning people
or mornings…
or people

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I am so cold

Published May 3, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

I am so cold. Warm me up pls?
Sure!

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Posted in Animal Memes, Cat Memes | Tagged Bacon, Grumpy Cat, Nom Nom, Pig, Sarcasm, Yikes! | Leave a comment

I don’t know

Published May 3, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

“I don’t know where I would be without life alert.”
On the floor.

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Nothing like waiting

Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Nothing like waiting until the last minute
Good Job

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The little engine that could…

Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

The little engine that could…
exploded killing 26 people…
Good

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Posted in Cat Memes, Train Memes | Tagged Death, Destruction, Grumpy Cat, Little Engine That Could | Leave a comment

New Year’s Resolution

Published December 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

New Year’s Resolution
Purr Less. Hiss More.

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Dashing Through The

Published December 12, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Dashing through the
No.

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I watched a vampire movie

Published November 26, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

I watched a vampire movie once.
My favorite character was the sun…

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Posted in Cat Memes, Vampire Memes | Tagged Death, Grumpy Cat, Movie, Sun | Leave a comment

Hating Pumpkins

Published October 30, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Fuck
I hate pumpkin shit

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Posted in Cat Memes, Fall Memes | Tagged Fuck Off, Grumpy Cat, Pumpkin | Leave a comment

Happy Birthday

Published October 22, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Happy Birthday
Now you’re one year closer to dying

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A Grumpy Gift

Published October 22, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Your gift is in the litter box.

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Grandma Got Run Over

Published October 22, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Grandma got run over by a reindeer…
Hit her again.

😈

Posted in Cat Memes, Christmas Memes | Tagged Grandma, Grumpy Cat, Reindeer | Leave a comment