I came to stab people in the face with knives and chew gum
And I’m all out of knives
Sometimes your team just sucks.
The little engine that could…
exploded killing 26 people…
So, if guns don’t kill people,
people kill people…
Does that mean toasters don’t toast toast,
toast toast toast
A baby sitter once tried to
place me in “time out”
I ate her liver with some fava
beans and a nice Chianti.
Happy Plane Got Fat
But is still happy to kill you and everyone you love.
Just a little turbulence folks.
Actually, I’m a dog so we’re all going to die.
Back up Back up !!!
Whut’s going on there?
What’s the holdup at the front? guys? Whut’s happening?
Christmas is cancelled!
It seems after you told Santa you’d been good this year,
he died laughing