I’m sure things will be back to normal by July.
Not a cellphone in sight…
Just people living in the moment
Forget the virus
We’re all gonna die tomorrow at 2
I don’t always kill people
but when I do… I don’t.
When Covid-19 didn’t kill anyone on your list.
Why do I always have to do everything myself.
You don’t see anything
They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer
So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him
That’s how many
I took this morning
What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for air and screaming your name?
You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
I went to donate blood today,
but they kept asking too many questions.
Who’s blood is this?
Where did you get it?
Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.
“Girl you need to stop asking to die
it gets really annoying
im a busy person.
Wow, an arrow.
He died accidentally
while I was questioning him