Ohhh… Undress me with your words.
There’s a spider in your bra.
And this rare specimen is the Nope Spider of the genus Fuckius Nopeus of the Hell No family, indigenous to the No Way Jose region of Lord Help Us All.
who would jump out of the car and run!
runs up your leg and eats your nuts
Heard you were constipated.
But not any more. Right?
Remember that time that you threw a shoe at me
and I fell behind the bed?
I remember too.
dude, dat spider was huge
lik a monster
I tink it’s gone nao