Spider Memes

Ohhh… undress me..

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Ohhh… Undress me with your words.

There’s a spider in your bra.

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And this rare specimen

Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

And this rare specimen is the Nope Spider of the genus Fuckius Nopeus of the Hell No family, indigenous to the No Way Jose region of Lord Help Us All.

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Tag Someone

Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Tag someone
who would jump out of the car and run!

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The Squirrel-Spider

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

The squirrel-spider
runs up your leg and eats your nuts

😈

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Heard you were constipated.

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Heard you were constipated.
But not any more. Right?

😈

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Remember that time…

Published January 21, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Remember that time that you threw a shoe at me
and I fell behind the bed?
I remember too.

🙂

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Dude

Published November 5, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

dude, dat spider was huge
yah
srsly
lik a monster
I tink it’s gone nao

😯

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