Me trying to raise my kids to be better then me… But this gangster shit is hereditary
I’m not sure what it is
but I sure as hell ain’t gonna get it wet
If I ran NASA, it would be mandatory for the ground crew to be dressed as apes when the space shuttle lands.
WHEN I DIE
I want my funeral to be like this.
The force is strong with this one
I hope your hiccups are gone
When you see ashfall in your crystal ball
but it’s just another delay
allowing Buddy to watch the end of Old Yeller
may not have been the best idea.
A baby sitter once tried to
place me in “time out”
I ate her liver with some fava
beans and a nice Chianti.
Jack Sparrow high as fuck
thinking he’s an indian and shit