for deer hunting
my hubbie made me
this lucky hat
“And when I die, this will all be yours…”
*points to plastic bags filled with other plastic bags*
If I ask Santa for coal
What does he give me if I”m naughty?
Only gives expensive presents
to rich kids
When you write a letter to Satan
instead of Santa asking for a puppy
I brot youz a flower
But I eated it…
I knitted u a noneuclidean sweatr OMG im sorry it eated u
Your gift is in the litter box.