You’re like a ray of sunshine
Hurting peoples eyes
and giving them cancer
I ate your cake and
Since I can’t celebrate with you… I ate your cake.
It’s been scientifically proven that
Those who have more birthdays
I heard its your birthday!!
I know you had lots of wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today?
Me, that’s who!
I made you a birfdae caek…
… but i eated it.
A little bird told me it was your birthday…
I ate him.
He gets so excited when I take him to the dog park.
Meanwhile, in Scotland.
This is Toby working from home.
Pee on the electric fence…
It would be fun they said
I honked at the car in front of me and this angry Alpaca popped out and now I’m not sure what to do