You know you suck in bed
When your blow up doll kills herself.
When you’re just chillin naked with bae after sex
I don’t always
have loud violent sex with the neighbor cat
but when I do,
its outside your window at 3 in the morning
Point of View
69% of people can find something dirty in everything
I’ve never heard of that pokemon
When she finds out
he cooks, cleans, eats pussy and wasn’t lying about the dick
What a surprise!
After the third involuntary month without sex,
I hear my equipment talking to me…
Sit on me! Turn me on! Come to the little mouse! Rub me!
Let me feel your lips! Press me! Make me sharp! Tear me up! Lick me!
When you stick Mr. Happy
into somebody’s hoo-ha without a raincoat on,
BABIES COME OUT!