You know you suck…

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

You know you suck in bed

When your blow up doll kills herself.

When you’re just chillin

Published April 15, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

When you’re just chillin naked with bae after sex

😉

Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

I don’t always
have loud violent sex with the neighbor cat
but when I do,
its outside your window at 3 in the morning

😆

Published January 17, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Point of View
69% of people can find something dirty in everything

😉

Published December 1, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

Clitoris?
I’ve never heard of that pokemon

😯

Published December 1, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

When she finds out
he cooks, cleans, eats pussy and wasn’t lying about the dick

😯

Published December 1, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

What a surprise!
After the third involuntary month without sex,
I hear my equipment talking to me…

Sit on me! Turn me on! Come to the little mouse! Rub me!
Let me feel your lips! Press me! Make me sharp! Tear me up! Lick me!

😯

Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers

When you stick Mr. Happy
into somebody’s hoo-ha without a raincoat on,
BABIES COME OUT!
~Arlene