I’m sure things will be back to normal by July.
when someone tells me women must serve men
You don’t see anything
That’s how many
I took this morning
What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for air and screaming your name?
You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
Oh sure, everbody says they want to keep Christmas traditional
But when I dress like the Krampus and put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I’ve gone too far
And this rare specimen is the Nope Spider of the genus Fuckius Nopeus of the Hell No family, indigenous to the No Way Jose region of Lord Help Us All.
when ur ready for Christmas
but not quite done with Halloween
And then Al realized his problems were much bigger than just a smashed truck.
I’m not sure what it is
but I sure as hell ain’t gonna get it wet
Basically how I’m handling life
This is fine
I hope your hiccups are gone