Serial Killer Memes

The number U gave me…

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

The number U gave me at the bar was wrong
so I followed you home

😈

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There are times…

Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

There are times I miss you so much, I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

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I don’t always

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

I don’t always kill people
but when I do… I don’t.

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Goes to Holi

Published June 7, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers

Goes to Holi

Comes back looking like a serial killer

😛

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You don’t see anything

Published May 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

You don’t see anything
keep scrolling

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They say one friend

Published May 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer

So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him

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9 Lives?

Published May 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

9 Lives?

That’s how many
I took this morning

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Posted in Cat Memes, Serial Killer Memes | Tagged Creepy, Death, Grumpy Cat, Negative, Not Sorry, Run Away!, Scary, Yikes! | Leave a comment

What does it mean

Published May 18, 2019 | By shirleytwofeathers

What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for air and screaming your name?

You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.

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Casual Friday

Published April 15, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers

Casual Friday
The 13th

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A babysitter once tried

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

A baby sitter once tried to
place me in “time out”
I ate her liver with some fava
beans and a nice Chianti.

😆

Posted in Baby Memes, Movie Memes, Serial Killer Memes | Tagged Cannibal, Death, Hanibal Lector, Hungry | Leave a comment