Pee on the electric fence…
It would be fun they said
Ohhh… Undress me with your words.
There’s a spider in your bra.
Thought I was having a hot flash this morning! Then I realized it was just my boobs in my coffee…
OMG… This is so
irresponsible! Where’s his mask??
When you’re trying to get ready to go out but you’re high as fuck.
When your third eye finally opens
Meanwhile in a parallel universe
If I ran NASA, it would be mandatory for the ground crew to be dressed as apes when the space shuttle lands.
When your just relaxing enjoying the weekend,
and Monday runs up on you like this…
“and I was like
Oh My Gawd”
Oh no… I left the dog in the dryer…
who would jump out of the car and run!
That wasn’t a fart