Monthly Archives: March 2017

Holy Crap!

Published March 15, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Holy Crap!
I’m Wolverine!

😯

Posted in Cat Memes, Cute Memes | Tagged LOL, Surprise, Wolverine | Leave a comment

There are skinny jeans

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

There are skinny jeans,
and there are THESE skinny jeans.

😯

Posted in Failure Memes, Fashion Memes | Tagged Fail, People, Yikes! | Leave a comment

The reason why

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

The reason why
I can’t have nice things.

😡

Posted in Cat Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Destruction, Fail | Leave a comment

Scuba Diving in Ireland

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Scuba Diving in Ireland

A visiting tourist asks an Irishman:
“Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”

To which the Irishman replies:
“If they fell forwards, they’d still be in the fuckin boat.”

😆

Posted in Miscellaneous Memes | Tagged Boats, Irish, Oh Really?, Scuba Diving | Leave a comment

Hello Human

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Hello Human
Notice how I am between you and your rifle

😯

Posted in Animal Memes, Failure Memes | Tagged Fail, Guns, Hunters, Lions, Oops!, People, Surprise, You're Fucked | Leave a comment

Oh, I really wish I could,

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Oh, I really wish I could,
but I don’t want to.

😐

Posted in Miscellaneous Memes | Tagged Negative, Sarcasm | Leave a comment

Don’t do anything

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Don’t do anything stupid.

Posted in Television Show Memes | Tagged Advice, Ray Donovan, Stupidity | Leave a comment

Kiss me

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Kiss me. I’m a Prince. Really I am.

😉

Posted in Animal Memes | Tagged Frogs, Kiss, Prince | Leave a comment

Wheen you wake up

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

When you wake up
early to go to the gym
and hate every
second of it

🙁

Posted in Failure Memes, Fitness Memes | Tagged Fail, No!, Wake Up!, Work Out | Leave a comment

Hello, little girl.

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Hello little girl.
I’m a zebra!

Bitch, calm yourself.

😆

Posted in Animal Memes | Tagged Kids, Scary, Surprise, Zebras | Leave a comment

The Squirrel-Spider

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

The squirrel-spider
runs up your leg and eats your nuts

😈

Posted in Animal Memes, Spider Memes | Tagged Balls, Nuts, Spider, Squirrels | Leave a comment

Don’t forget to

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Don’t forget to
wash your balls

😆

Posted in Naughty Memes | Tagged Advice, Balls, Mom, People | Leave a comment

I just saved 100%

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

I just saved 100%
on stress
by switching to
not giving a fuck

😉

Posted in Animal Memes | Tagged Gecko, Stress | Leave a comment

A babysitter once tried

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

A baby sitter once tried to
place me in “time out”
I ate her liver with some fava
beans and a nice Chianti.

😆

Posted in Baby Memes, Movie Memes, Serial Killer Memes | Tagged Cannibal, Death, Hanibal Lector, Hungry | Leave a comment

Heard you were constipated.

Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers

Heard you were constipated.
But not any more. Right?

😈

Posted in Spider Memes | Tagged Spider, Surprise, Toilet Paper, You're Fucked | Leave a comment