This is why we have blond jokes.
I have questions.
So many questions.
Me trying to keep up with current news about world disasters, civil unrest and potential life ending viruses.
The fuck is this
The fuck was that
Gotta love my neighbor’s positivity.
This house is a fucking prison
on planet bullshit
in the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks
A responsible person disinfecting their cola!
Couples getting married in 2021 engagement photoshoots will look like this.
If you want to save money at Xmas, now’s the time to tell the kids that Santa didn’t make it through the pandemic
Modern problems require modern solutions
Don’t let anyone tell you not to stick a knife in an electrical socket.
It’s your right. More people are killed by the flu anyway.
Forget the virus
We’re all gonna die tomorrow at 2
With no one allowed in the water, sharks now have to do curbside pick up.
Since I can’t celebrate with you… I ate your cake.
Me leaving my house because
there are no more corona curfews
Me going back to my house because
there are now riot curfews
Meanwhile, in Scotland.
This is Toby working from home.
now that we washed our
hands, how the fuck do
we get them out Karen
When you’re still wearing your zoom meeting outfit after the quarantine is lifted.