I only use local children
Since I can’t celebrate with you… I ate your cake.
Shot my first turkey today…
scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!!
Yeah, I’m into fitness
Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
So I was chillin’ with my homies at the last supper, and I was like bros… this food your eating is my body.. They were all like No Way!
AND i WAS LIKE,
got some pizza
chilling in the fridge
no image has ever described my life quite so well
“We must stop eating!” cried Toad
as he ate another.
Never eating popcorn again!
Gave the bakery a photo on the USB drive to put on the cake.
This is the cake they made.
Dude is it done yet?
I’m freakin starving!!!