Since I can’t celebrate Published June 24, 2020 | By shirleytwofeathers Since I can’t celebrate with you… I ate your cake. Happy Birthday!!! ๐
Bitch Did What? Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers Ho made apple butter Bitch did what?
Shot my first turkey Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers Shot my first turkey today… scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!!
Yeah, I’m into fitness Published November 25, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers Yeah, I’m into fitness Fitness whole pizza in my mouth. ๐
So I was chillin’ with my homies Published April 22, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers So I was chillin’ with my homiesย at the last supper, and I was like bros… this food your eating is my body.. They were all like No Way! AND i WAS LIKE, YAHWEH ๐
got some pizza Published April 15, 2018 | By shirleytwofeathers got some pizza chilling in the fridge ๐ฎ
no image has ever Published October 24, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers no image has ever described my life quite so well “We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another. ๐
Never Eating Popcorn Again Published June 7, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Never eating popcorn again!
Gave the bakery a photo Published January 17, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Gave the bakery a photo on the USB drive to put on the cake. This is the cake they made. ๐ก
Dude Published January 2, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Dude is it done yet? I’m freakin starving!!! ๐
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