I made you a birfdae caek…
… but i eated it.
I love you, kitchen wolf
You’re drunk, polkaspottied kitty.
Cerberus as a puppy guarding the gates to heck.
I don’t know what this cat is going through, but I can relate.
That feeling you get
when you have to wake up for work
Me leaving work after I told my boss I wasn’t feeling well…
Are you mocking me?
Cuz I feel like I’m being mocked.